My son is listening to Conteched. Should I be worried?
Yes. If you play our product backwards you will not hear any hidden messages. But that does not mean that we don't encourage violence, unsafe sex and mindless consumerism.

I have bought a Conteched product, but I am not satisfied. Can I return it?
Here at Conteched, we are committed to providing you with the best industrial metal experience you've ever had! We want you to be sure you've got music that suits you. If you are not completely satisfied, you may return most items within 45 days of shipment date for a refund, exchange or store credit. This guarantee does not apply to customers who have all ten fingers intact.

Can I apply for positions that are not currently open?
Yes, Conteched is always on the lookout for a better vocalist. You can apply, but only if your name is Philip Anselmo.

What are the profit prospects for the coming year?
The staff's salary has been lowered further this year. They now even have to pay to be able to work with Conteched. And by making more effective use of child labour, Conteched expects to break all records on profit growth this year.

What is Conteched's comment on the persisting rumours that the company is related with shady businesses like Reel and Industrialized Metal?
Conteched has absolutely no dealings with these elements and wishes to not be associated with these bands / people in any way.